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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians.

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  • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

    @Alice @justincox @Novela

    Sorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....

    @Nickiquote
    @surdfish
    @mothninja
    @alice@lgbtqia.space
    @futurebird
    @benroyce
    @GayDeceiver
    @skinnylatte

    So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following. 😊

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    #93

    @TheBreadmonkey @Alice@beige.party @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte I didn’t see @patrickworld listed yet, so I helpfully add him here.

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    • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

      @DamonHD @LoganFive @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller PST, which means he's not funny from mid-March to mid-November.

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      #94

      @Alice @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller
      I can’t believe I have two more months of this shit.

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      • loganfive@beige.partyL loganfive@beige.party

        @Alice @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller
        I can’t believe I have two more months of this shit.

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        #95

        @LoganFive @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller 😂

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        • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

          What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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          #96

          @Novela not a person, but a hashtag #dadjokes sometimes has some gems.

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          • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

            What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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            #97

            @Novela dang it, I saw 7 replies and came for some one liners. Instead I find umpteen follower recommendations. 😉

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            • ims@theforkiverse.comI ims@theforkiverse.com

              @wagesj45 @Novela he dead

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              #98

              @IMS @wagesj45 @Novela answer the question.

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              • gregthemiller@beige.partyG gregthemiller@beige.party

                @Alice @troy update: cleanup completed. bit sad but it went from 120+ accounts to 68

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                #99

                @Alice @troy @gregthemiller

                The half life of accounts on fuckaas.space seemed to be pretty low, although it might be average for that sort of migration from a different social network.

                Hopefully theforkiverse ones last longer since that's a new instance rather than a migration from Bluesky or Twitter.

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                • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                  What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                  #100

                  @Novela

                  @dgar

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                  • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                    What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                    #101

                    @Novela I like @batkaren

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                    • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

                      @Alice @justincox @Novela

                      Sorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....

                      @Nickiquote
                      @surdfish
                      @mothninja
                      @alice@lgbtqia.space
                      @futurebird
                      @benroyce
                      @GayDeceiver
                      @skinnylatte

                      So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following. 😊

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                      #102

                      @TheBreadmonkey I always appreciate being summoned into threads like this 💕

                      @Alice@beige.party, always a pleasure 😊

                      Hi everyone 👋 @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

                      I'd like to drag @catsalad, @h3mmy, and @SaucySwampHag into the fray too 😋

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                      • murderbotbot@wandering.shopM murderbotbot@wandering.shop

                        @jaredwhite MedSystem helpfully informed me that my performance reliability was now at 58 percent and dropping, which was not a surprise.

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                        #103

                        @murderbotbot @jaredwhite @Novela the best thing about Murderbot is that it'll auto-respond to you with random quotes.

                        Particularly satisfying if you're having an apocalyptic day.

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                        • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                          What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                          #104

                          @Novela

                          You can follow the hashtag #dadjokes

                          Or there is a bot @dadjokes

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                          • kzeta@sfba.socialK kzeta@sfba.social

                            @murderbotbot @jaredwhite @Novela the best thing about Murderbot is that it'll auto-respond to you with random quotes.

                            Particularly satisfying if you're having an apocalyptic day.

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                            #105

                            @kzeta Did I actually know what ART and its crew did? I had never bothered to ask

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                            • jpaskaruk@growers.socialJ jpaskaruk@growers.social

                              @Novela I like @batkaren

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                              #106

                              @jpaskaruk @Novela 🦇💕

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                              • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                                What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                #107

                                @Novela

                                If you want people to see your posts you need to use hashtags. Boosts just clog up server storage & causes instances to fail when the costs for storage get out of control. "You're the algorithm" means you *subscribe* to the hashtags for topics you are interested in so they show up in your feed. The Fediverse runs on hashtags. If you don't use them, you're right - few folks are going to see your posts. There's nothing in your post that will put it in anyone's feed if you don't tag it.

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                                • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                                  What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                  #108

                                  @Novela

                                  Maybe
                                  @UncleDuke1969

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                                  • missgayle@urbanists.socialM missgayle@urbanists.social

                                    @Novela

                                    If you want people to see your posts you need to use hashtags. Boosts just clog up server storage & causes instances to fail when the costs for storage get out of control. "You're the algorithm" means you *subscribe* to the hashtags for topics you are interested in so they show up in your feed. The Fediverse runs on hashtags. If you don't use them, you're right - few folks are going to see your posts. There's nothing in your post that will put it in anyone's feed if you don't tag it.

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                                    #109

                                    @Novela

                                    It's helpful to know that comments under main posts don't show up in non-follower feeds, or if they forget to add a tag. It's also ok to boost older posts, since the timeline is strictly chronological. If you post something in the morning you can boost it in the evening, for example.

                                    The other thing is to set your auto delete of posts to get old stuff you boosted off your server. Mine is set for 1 week, but there are other options. Bookmark your own posts if you want to keep them.

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                                    • missgayle@urbanists.socialM missgayle@urbanists.social

                                      @Novela

                                      It's helpful to know that comments under main posts don't show up in non-follower feeds, or if they forget to add a tag. It's also ok to boost older posts, since the timeline is strictly chronological. If you post something in the morning you can boost it in the evening, for example.

                                      The other thing is to set your auto delete of posts to get old stuff you boosted off your server. Mine is set for 1 week, but there are other options. Bookmark your own posts if you want to keep them.

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                                      #110

                                      @Novela

                                      And if you don't want to see stuff about, say, sports teams, you can mute hashtags you don't want in your homefeed. That way you mostly only see things you're actually interested in seeing and can follow people who post regularly on topics you like.

                                      Hope this helps.

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                                      • maxleibman@beige.partyM maxleibman@beige.party

                                        @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive Did you just call Etrain “Mr. Pee?”

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                                        #111

                                        @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey

                                        the peetrain

                                        https://www.peetrain.com/

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                                        • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

                                          @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                                          Max rightfully in last place. I WILL CATCH YOU, MAX, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.

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                                          #112

                                          @TheBreadmonkey @maxleibman

                                          the characters were assigned arbitrarily.

                                          i couldn't be bothered to find the right shot with equal characters.

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