so long losers, my ship just came in
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@beep remember us little people!
@awfulwoman i will NOT [puts cucumber slices over eyes, lights a cigar made entirely of fifty dollar bills]
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so long losers, my ship just came in
@beep I also have skills in [topic]!!
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@beep you have credibility in so many topics!!
@b whoa whoa whoa let’s not get ahead of ourselves here
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so long losers, my ship just came in
@beep [topic] is something I’m interested in reading more from you about. clout++
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so long losers, my ship just came in
@beep [congratulatory statement]
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@beep [congratulatory statement]
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@beep [congratulatory statement]
@Meyerweb [acknowledgment of same, but made with a mouthful of rubies. but, like, all tasteful and classy-like]
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so long losers, my ship just came in
@beep good job, *|FNAME|*!
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so long losers, my ship just came in
@beep [unrequited envy]
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so long losers, my ship just came in
@beep omg, a [topic] expert?!
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@beep omg, a [topic] expert?!
@jenniferplusplus well now i appear to be a [topic] PROFESSIONAL
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so long losers, my ship just came in
@beep it’s only a matter of time before hot singles in your area find out about this!
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so long losers, my ship just came in
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Would you be willing to share your credibility in [topic] with anyone else?
I could use a ship is all I'm sayin'.
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so long losers, my ship just came in
@beep man, fuck you, dude, I have devoted my life to [topic] and you think you can just swoop in here
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so long losers, my ship just came in
@beep I’ve always [positive verb, past-tense] your credibility in [topic]
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I ixi@mastodon.online shared this topic
