so long losers, my ship just came in

@beep remember us little people!

@beep you have credibility in so many topics!!

@beep oh man, I spent so much time trying to foster expertise in [topic], I guess I should've been building credibility in [topic] to get those juicy sponsorships

@beep I envy you, I only have credibility in [NULL]. ️

@awfulwoman i will NOT [puts cucumber slices over eyes, lights a cigar made entirely of fifty dollar bills]

@beep I also have skills in [topic]!!

@b whoa whoa whoa let’s not get ahead of ourselves here

@beep [topic] is something I’m interested in reading more from you about. clout++

@beep [congratulatory statement]

@Meyerweb @beep [witticism]

@Meyerweb [acknowledgment of same, but made with a mouthful of rubies. but, like, all tasteful and classy-like]

@beep good job, *|FNAME|*!

@beep [unrequited envy]

@beep omg, a [topic] expert?!

@jenniferplusplus well now i appear to be a [topic] PROFESSIONAL

@beep it’s only a matter of time before hot singles in your area find out about this!

@beep

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Would you be willing to share your credibility in [topic] with anyone else?

I could use a ship is all I'm sayin'.

@beep man, fuck you, dude, I have devoted my life to [topic] and you think you can just swoop in here

@beep I’ve always [positive verb, past-tense] your credibility in [topic]