You where all thinking it.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff If you wanna be really sneaky you can probably eat the banana and retrieve the peel from waste disposal.
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@yschaeff now find out how much data you can store on a banana peel and still recover later.
If you store your study results using DNA strands I'd imagine you could exfiltrate quite a lot really! Or study subject samples? Inject pre and post genetic intervention samples for each study subject and burn in the randomization and you've exfiltrated potentially millions in IP.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff now to infiltrate a laser engraving machije into a datacenter -
@yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..
@jesshurch @yschaeff Now I want a banana laser
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff Not at a nuclear facility though.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff You labelled that fruit wrong 🧐
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff Also, is this a way to get a real world Bananaphone
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff so fun fact: one of my uncle's businesses failed to get FDA approval for laser-based banana labeling because the existing label manufacturers argued that the fruit would be "irradiated" and that this was clearly unsafe.
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@yschaeff works with a knitting needle as engraving tool too and wouldn't burn the peel
@bleistifterin @yschaeff If you had knitting needles, couldn't you just go all Mme. Defarge? Would you still need the banana?
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
Now if you engrave an IP packet dump on it, we have this April Fools' RFC taken care of.
And it would mean a perfectly legitimate way to include in the RFC the classic joke that "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff Dutch customs often check incoming banana shipments, not sure if they are after hidden messages.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff
Cool, cool, but can we also use the laser to digitize the banana so it can join the Orange on the grid as the fruity duo to fight the master control program? -
You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff this is bananas.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff
Tutorial vibes -
You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
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@bleistifterin @yschaeff If you had knitting needles, couldn't you just go all Mme. Defarge? Would you still need the banana?
@RuchiraSDatta @bleistifterin @yschaeff Toothpick..?
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff what device did you use?
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@yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..
@jesshurch @yschaeff hmmmmmm. I have a laser engraver. You’ve sent me down a very dark rabbit hole
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff reminds me of the time (a couple years ago) that I etched a portrait of our cat into a piece of Japanese milk bread on my old laser cutter. I vacuum sealed it and it’s still totally intact.
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@yschaeff how much resolution does the laser have? how small could you go? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdot
