Never underestimate the power of autistic people to combat unwanted social interaction with infinite awkwardness.
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Never underestimate the power of autistic people to combat unwanted social interaction with infinite awkwardness. I think I just turned a very annoying talkative woman into a mortal enemy and I could not be happier about it.
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Never underestimate the power of autistic people to combat unwanted social interaction with infinite awkwardness. I think I just turned a very annoying talkative woman into a mortal enemy and I could not be happier about it.
The sort of person who claims they've never met an emotional vampire. My dear... if you don't know one...
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The sort of person who claims they've never met an emotional vampire. My dear... if you don't know one...
We’re at #70000TonsofMetal waiting for Orden Ogan’s autographs. This lady walks up behind me and starts telling me how she is going to take longer because she is “friends with” someone from the band and knew them way back when they did covers for…and I stopped listening. But she just kept talking.
Then she starts talking to the couple behind her telling them the same story and then goes “You want to know the secret to talking to people confidently? Remember they have to sit down to shit the same as you.”
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We’re at #70000TonsofMetal waiting for Orden Ogan’s autographs. This lady walks up behind me and starts telling me how she is going to take longer because she is “friends with” someone from the band and knew them way back when they did covers for…and I stopped listening. But she just kept talking.
Then she starts talking to the couple behind her telling them the same story and then goes “You want to know the secret to talking to people confidently? Remember they have to sit down to shit the same as you.”
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At this point I looked up and stated “Well now I feel superior, because I always shit standing up.”
Everyone starts laughing. This lady didn’t catch the sarcasm and she starts asking how it’s actually possible to do that, and I told her I just wanted to get a reaction.
It took the wind right out of her sails and ruined her conversation.
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Never underestimate the power of autistic people to combat unwanted social interaction with infinite awkwardness. I think I just turned a very annoying talkative woman into a mortal enemy and I could not be happier about it.
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Never underestimate the power of autistic people to combat unwanted social interaction with infinite awkwardness. I think I just turned a very annoying talkative woman into a mortal enemy and I could not be happier about it.
@DXMacGuffin may she punish you with silence
