How to make your home more thrilling

@volpeon A whole new meaning to the word "brutalist"

@volpeon boomer shooter kinda trap

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Yes. The omission of hand rails for those staircases would not be permitted in many jurisdictions. Very dangerous.

@volpeon thats no house, thats a garrys mod map!

@volpeon terrifying, i love it

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Portal Turrets would really add to this aesthetic.

@volpeon Someone has a house like that and it's not exciting enough for them.

@volpeon Who doesn't love a good chockstone?

@volpeon the first thing that you see is the boulder.

The really terrifying stuff are the slits on both sides of the center staircase and the non existent railing on the left staircase.

Nope

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip this is so Egyptian style

@volpeon i love how this is the first picture i see on fedi after i make this reply https://kill-corporati...

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip They've kept their Large Boulder The Size Of A Small Boulder Day decorations up a bit late this year...

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip reminds me of that museum where you have to go under a rock to enter it

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When your house is getting either too much fiber, or not enough and only your decorator knows for sure.

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip in stars in time

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I went looking..
"A massive boulder hovering over a staircase references Michael Heizer’s Levitated Mass at the L.A. County Museum of Art."
https://robbreport.com/shelter/celebrity-homes/gallery/aimasia-villa-mykonos-photos-1236521249/img_0667/

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So much suspense!

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Damocles-core

@volpeon just the thing for when guests keep touching the golden statue on the plinth at the bottom of the stairs after I've told them not to.

@volpeon how to stop houseguests touching The Artifact