OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
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@benroyce@mastodon.social well we're screwed. Our cult of personality is fractured. IDK how we proceed from here. I just...sigh...I can't believe we're without someone to follow now.
I give up. All glory to dear leader and now this. Everything is lost
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
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'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce they say we shouldn’t be so afraid that we’re looking for snakes under every rock. Guess they’re gonna learn a thing or two from this experience.
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
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'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce well, then let them believe that.
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@benroyce *rises, fists clenched* No, *I* am the Antifa leader in Portland!
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
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'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce i guess i need to step up my game now
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@benroyce i guess i need to step up my game now
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce No, but they know very well that it's completely stupid (at least I hope so, but I admit I still have my doubts).
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@benroyce@mastodon.social well we're screwed. Our cult of personality is fractured. IDK how we proceed from here. I just...sigh...I can't believe we're without someone to follow now.
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International!
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@BruceMirken@mas.to @benroyce@mastodon.social John Mastodon! For Glory! I Will Be Lead Again!
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@benroyce No, but they know very well that it's completely stupid (at least I hope so, but I admit I still have my doubts).
What they want to show is that they can randomly pick any citizen and ruin their life.But they won't. They can try to make his life miserable but something tells me all of the fame and support now will outweigh their poison for Chandler. They make him a symbol? The upsides outweight the downsides. Don't attribute to these fascist douchebags more strength than they have, and don't forget the strength we have. And I don't think a fighter like Chandler is scared of this shit
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@benroyce well, then let them believe that.
It's just all so stupid
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It's just all so stupid
@benroyce call me an hopium addict, but i hope maybe all the stupidity will collapse in on them. it doesn't seem structurally sound.
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That's a lie because *I* am the leader of Antifa.
ICE I FOUND ANTIFA INCARNATE. I'M SCARED
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
No, No, No. I distinctly recall that I was the fairly elected as the leader of Antifa!
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@benroyce oh really? I have heard, the leader of that anifa is Long John Silver? … 🤪
@diekehrseite no it's bernd
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@diekehrseite no it's bernd
@benroyce
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@benroyce They think the leader of the resistance is named... Chandler.
@PizzaDemon suddenly the unexpected 1990s "Friends" sitcom influence
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@benroyce Looks exactly how I imagined it would be... I think I might have even replied once to someone that the leader of the resistance will end up looking like Hermey the dentist from Rankin-Bass's Rudolph
@paul 🤭
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