OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
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'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce
*fight club chants*
His name was Chandler Patey.
His name was Chandler Patey.
His name was Chandler Patey. -
OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
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'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
Is he the one who doesn't distribute all those checks we aren't getting?
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
I'm picturing that moment where everyone is gathered around and someone requests that Spartacus reveal himself...
And one after another multiple people stand up and say: "I am Spartacus"...
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Alas - I would not use their made up word...The full meaning of the fake word must be used...
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce *rises, fists clenched* No, *I* am the Antifa leader in Portland!
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce Looks exactly how I imagined it would be... I think I might have even replied once to someone that the leader of the resistance will end up looking like Hermey the dentist from Rankin-Bass's Rudolph
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce They think the leader of the resistance is named... Chandler.
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce I feel sorry for what is going to happen to this guy, but look forward to it blowing up in the Fed's face.
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Is he the one who doesn't distribute all those checks we aren't getting?
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@benroyce *rises, fists clenched* No, *I* am the Antifa leader in Portland!
@adhdeanasl @benroyce Dude you live in Alabama
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce oh really? I have heard, the leader of that anifa is Long John Silver? … 🤪
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@adhdeanasl @benroyce Dude you live in Alabama
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@benroyce I feel sorry for what is going to happen to this guy, but look forward to it blowing up in the Fed's face.
he'll be fine. even if they arrest him on trumped up charges (pun intended) it will be laughed out of court
give it another decade of MAGA appointing judges because not enough assholes vote and yeah, he'll be fucked
but for now, it will make him a hero and expect many memes and jokes depicting him as some dark antifa sith lord (made by us)
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@adhdeanasl @benroyce That’s a good point
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he'll be fine. even if they arrest him on trumped up charges (pun intended) it will be laughed out of court
give it another decade of MAGA appointing judges because not enough assholes vote and yeah, he'll be fucked
but for now, it will make him a hero and expect many memes and jokes depicting him as some dark antifa sith lord (made by us)
@benroyce Yeah, it's just what happens *before* court, assuming he gets there. But after it gets to the regular Justice system, he'll be fine. But, yeah, you're correct.
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce
He is too damn young to be our leader, our leaders fought in WWII. -
@benroyce Yeah, it's just what happens *before* court, assuming he gets there. But after it gets to the regular Justice system, he'll be fine. But, yeah, you're correct.
good point! it's dangerous out there
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
That's a lie because *I* am the leader of Antifa.
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce@mastodon.social well we're screwed. Our cult of personality is fractured. IDK how we proceed from here. I just...sigh...I can't believe we're without someone to follow now.
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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED
THEY GOT OUR LEADER
🤪
'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa
@benroyce
No! Antifa's highly centralized chain of command and rigid organizational structure will quickly collapse, now! -
@benroyce
No! Antifa's highly centralized chain of command and rigid organizational structure will quickly collapse, now!Oh God no we're doomed!
