Melania comes out today.

msdropbear@friendica.opensocial.space

@dgar ah, so all this time she's been using orange merely as a beard. well i hope now she can be happy. 🤪

lovestha@floss.social

@dgar I dunno, your in with a good chance

samanthajanesmith@lgbtqia.space

@dgar Let's make it happen.... Nice marketing BTW.

dgar@aus.social

@SamanthaJaneSmith 🫶

jenesuispasgoth@pouet.chapril.org

@dgar i mean, ⅔ of the people who made the film asked not to be credited, and I'm pretty sure the others will be happy if no one shows up to see their name in the credits.

So yeah, that's a no brainer you'll get more listens than Melania will get views.

elala@nrw.social

@dgar
Number 5 likes it because it is very powerful, even though it is sad.️

dgar@aus.social

@elala … yes, but what about my song? 🤭🫶

elala@nrw.social

@dgar
There has been a song?

dgar@aus.social

@elala
🤨🫶

elala@nrw.social

@dgar

sinusoidal@aus.social

@dgar "Wake up, babe, the new Dgar just dropped."
"Pun or dad joke?"
"Song."

dgar@aus.social

@Sinusoidal
️

alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space

@dgar

I would walk out of the Melania movie, even if it was at 50,000 feet ...

dgar@aus.social

@alexadeswift I still don’t know why you walked in in the first place.

zeitverschreib@freundica.de

@alexadeswift

"ICE pulled me off the street and threw me onto a plane..."

@dgar

alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space

@zeitverschreib

"... then tried to indoctrinate me, so I opened the door and jumped rather than subject myself to torture! ..."

@dgar

dgar@aus.social

@LovesTha 🤭

firlefanz@writing.exchange

@dgar

And now I have this image of a white-haired Viking singing your song.

(Like the song, too.)

dgar@aus.social

@Firlefanz

firlefanz@writing.exchange

@dgar

Make that a head-banging white-haired Viking, then.

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Melania comes out today.