This is good, right?

@catsalad me during a hangover when the kittens roll up and start crashing into stuff

@catsalad 5x the recoveries!

@StarkRG @catsalad
Yo mumma so fat she has instructions for both powerpc, and m86k and a resource fork

@catsalad Takes notes:
Make sure, nobody is standing to the right of the monitor during backup, or they might get stabbed by a progress bar (repeatedly).

@catsalad Current year (2020) progress

@catsalad I used the same software to make a bootable USB drive last week and it showed me similarly weird numbers at one point (but eventually worked fine!)

@catsalad I have the Best Downloads. I'm on the short list for the Nobel Prize in Downloads!

@mkj @catsalad
Like "... anti-unitary representation of time reversal symmetry"?

@EndlessMason @StarkRG @catsalad
Yo mama is so FAT she wouldn't take anything over 4GB

@catsalad Just in case I'd go to the next room, to be safe before it explodes.

@catsalad Recovery images actually include a little bit of quantum phase shift through a temporal vortex to a timeline closely parallel to our own. It started off as a intern prototype that was accidentally committed to main, but now no one knows how to revert it.

@catsalad if one is none, and two is one, then five must be like, half a dozen or something

@catsalad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

@catsalad ohhh my goodness we have discovered negative time!
(Lots of sarcasm here )
It did give me a good laugh 🩷 thank you for sharing ️

@catsalad

The universe doesn't care about your maths.
🤪

@netresec @catsalad Oh, Kung Fury! It was great to see it! I hear Hasselhoff's True Survivor just by looking at it!

@catsalad absolutely, there is no faster OS than Windows

@catsalad

What could possibly go wrong?

@catsalad It's at least 4x better than normal!

@TheBreadmonkey @catsalad @scream