This is good, right?

@EndlessMason @StarkRG @catsalad
Yo mama is so FAT she wouldn't take anything over 4GB

@catsalad Just in case I'd go to the next room, to be safe before it explodes.

@catsalad Recovery images actually include a little bit of quantum phase shift through a temporal vortex to a timeline closely parallel to our own. It started off as a intern prototype that was accidentally committed to main, but now no one knows how to revert it.

@catsalad if one is none, and two is one, then five must be like, half a dozen or something

@catsalad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

@catsalad ohhh my goodness we have discovered negative time!
(Lots of sarcasm here )
It did give me a good laugh 🩷 thank you for sharing ️

@catsalad

The universe doesn't care about your maths.
🤪

@netresec @catsalad Oh, Kung Fury! It was great to see it! I hear Hasselhoff's True Survivor just by looking at it!

@catsalad absolutely, there is no faster OS than Windows

@catsalad

What could possibly go wrong?

@catsalad It's at least 4x better than normal!

@TheBreadmonkey @catsalad @scream

@CowboyWho AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

@Eetschrijver @catsalad
Nobody knows as much about downloads as you do, GJ.
Haven't you stopped more than 8 downloads?
I, for one, think you deserve the Download Prize.

@scream @CowboyWho

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

@TheBreadmonkey AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

@scream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

@catsalad Sounds about Windows alright.

@TheBreadmonkey AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@scream

We must stop this dance. Surely there is more to life than just screaming at one another. Do you not have hopes and dreams? Do you not wish for more?