"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
@MicroSFF ...That's brilliant. Both on your part and on the vampire's.
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
@MicroSFF Colin Robinson says hi
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
@MicroSFF Typo in the Hashtag?
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
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@MicroSFF Typo in the Hashtag?
@das_g Yes, well spotted. Thank you!
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
@MicroSFF brilliant!
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
@MicroSFF This reminds me of energy vampires from What We Do in the Shadows. They even explicitly have a scene where one of them has a pile of laptops and is trolling on a bunch of forums. I like your tweak that they're making the apps themselves
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@MicroSFF This reminds me of energy vampires from What We Do in the Shadows. They even explicitly have a scene where one of them has a pile of laptops and is trolling on a bunch of forums. I like your tweak that they're making the apps themselves
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
Oh, brava!
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
@MicroSFF now I'm curious what the line between succubi and vampires really is.
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
There was one story set in the White Wolf's "World Of Darkness" RPG, "Changeling: The Dreaming". that used this exact mechanic.
Only difference was that the story was set in a call centre, but the intent was the same.
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
@MicroSFF One of the best short stories I have read
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@MicroSFF Colin Robinson says hi
@leberschnitzel As good as this micro story is, this is exactly where my brain also went!
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@MicroSFF Colin Robinson says hi
@leberschnitzel Who he?
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@leberschnitzel Who he?
@MicroSFF a character from the show "What we do in the shadows".
He's an energy vampire and basically does what you say in your short story. But mostly he drains people by annoying then with boring talk and trolling them online. -
@MicroSFF now I'm curious what the line between succubi and vampires really is.
One sucks on blood and swallows. The other... hmm, let me think this better -
@MicroSFF a character from the show "What we do in the shadows".
He's an energy vampire and basically does what you say in your short story. But mostly he drains people by annoying then with boring talk and trolling them online.@leberschnitzel Ah, right, thanks for explaining. It's a show I've only seen bits of as gif sets on Tumblr.
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@leberschnitzel Ah, right, thanks for explaining. It's a show I've only seen bits of as gif sets on Tumblr.
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