What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
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What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
@bloor audiophile rocks
Yes they want you to buy rocks meant to improve sound somehow???
These are almost $500 but there's more expensive ones
https://www.ebay.com/itm/296707135133
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@bloor Those are probably the worst network cables, from an electrical standpoint, I've ever seen. You loose all the advantages of twisted pair.
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@grendel84 @bloor isn't that what shielded cable is for ( says the old bitch that has built about a million of them but doesn't know engineering) ?
@Crystal_Fish_Caves
oh I'm not saying what they did is actually effective
It's just the only possible explination I can come up with!
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What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
You need to cool the cables, that's clear

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@bloor audiophiles are the biggest marks. they fall, in large numbers, for the "gold plated TOSLINK" trick.
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What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
@bloor Simultaneous trypophobia that makes me want to rip all the skin off my skull ... and admiration!
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What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
@bloor HAVE THEY NOT HEARD OF SHIELDING???
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What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
@bloor How about this one?
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What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
@bloor how did I know this was audiophile related before noticing the captions?
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What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
@bloor@bloor.tw that's that pokemon xurkitree
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Why didn’t they braid the power cable?@Moss_the_TeXie @bloor Too little opportunity for interference

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@bloor, I think that I'll just note that “wired” is an anagram of “weird” and leave it at that.
(Also of “I drew”, but I don't think that that's relevant.)
@lp0_on_fire
This cable is actually also "wider".
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What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
@bloor on my journey to FOSDEM last year I was surrounded by audiophools.
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What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?
@bloor is that a cope cage for the cable within, to defend against FPV drone-armed rabbits who'd like to chew on it ?
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@secretbatcave @bloor “Loins booming” now there’s a description
@FeloniousPunk @bloor haaa, that was a typo, noise still stands
Probably best to imagine it as Lord flasheart from Blackadder
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Here's the rest of that setup. Those are *mains power* cables — no bloody way that's legal.
The Reddit thread is fun, too.
https://www.reddit.com/r/audiophile/comments/1nzo3rw/for_true_separation_of_instruments/ -
@bloor I think I see what they're trying to do. By breaking the wires up and interweaving them, my guess is they're trying to get the magnetic fields to cancel. Maybe minimize the magnetic coupling between the power and signal lines?
I think any improvement is going to be really minor, but I get it.
I think you could do something similar by splitting power through multiple pairs with differing twist rates (similar to how CAT6 cable is built). But that wouldn't look as AWESOME as this!
@ericphelps there will be zero cancellation though, because they aren’t twisted and (i think) they’re single pole.
To my eye they’ve created a cage dipole. I think if anything it’ll pick up more rubbish.
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