“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”

bnys@lasersword.club

@zzt how much did they pay consultants to come up with this trash garbage

byte@awawa.club

@zzt timecube had more sense in it than this shite

stepheneb@ruby.social

Umm … that’s obviously satire right … right?! … oh dear … it’s just accelerating into Idiocracy … sigh

zzt@mas.to

@bnys according to the financial numbers they’ve sporadically released: literally millions of dollars each are going to the people directly responsible for this, as the few pure browser developers left at mozilla (who are excellent people in a terrible situation) make far less than they should

jordan@sometimes.social

@semievolved @zzt directive 4 is classified, just like Robocop

tehstu@hachyderm.io

@zzt Viewing on my Pi, I was curious if the slop video at the top continued to play while I scrolled further down the article. I couldn't quite figure it out using the scroll wheel (moves too far), so tried with the scrollbar.

I say tried, because it's been a while since I used it in Firefox and it's now desperately thin. Just to add to the torrent of paper cuts.

cmdrmoto@hachyderm.io

@zzt @ifixcoinops Wow. It’s so bad it managed to make me hate Liquid Ass a little more, even.

kentenmakto@mastodon.ie

@semievolved @zzt "Five shall be the number of thy principles, and the number of thy principles shall be three."

bumbervevo@easymode.im

@zzt@mas.to

We Choose Humanity: We need to build for human agency—tech that fuels creativity and fiercely protects privacy.

I feel so creatively inspired when I have AI slop shoved into my face at every possible turn, in every ad, every billboard, every supermarket product.

And yes, please tell me Mozilla Foundation, how you plan on protecting my privacy in the infinitely vast Scrooge McDuck pool of tasty tasty personal user data.

bnys@lasersword.club

@zzt jfc

lunareclipse@snug.moe

@zzt why are these videos flashing so much holy shit

yoasif@mastodon.social

@tehstu @zzt The scrollbar is smaller on purpose, they chose to make it more annoying.

liquor_american@universeodon.com

@zzt That is some broken brain shit right there

hawyer@ohai.social

@zzt "we can use the Torment Nexus... FOR GOOD"

rgsharpe@sfba.social

@zzt I assume that "doing for AI what we did for the web" means backtracking on open standards to compete with Microsoft and watching their market share drop to sub-5%.

errant@mastodon.sdf.org

@lunareclipse @zzt Well you see, firefox corporate drones get firmware updates the same way the Timex DataLink watch did in the 90s. Flashing lights.

mistheart@masto.es

@hawyer @zzt

Classic Boromir Scenario.

Can't remember,
how did it work for him?

moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

@zzt
>visit page with Javascript turned off
>completely blank aside from a blinking cursor
Becoming disabled sure has it's perks.

bstacey@icosahedron.website

@zzt "we asked our community and they hallucinated that they don’t like AI even though we prompted them to not hallucinate"

(laughs in recognition of horrifying accuracy)

zzt@mas.to

@hawyer what, you don’t like open source* LLMs?

* extremely thin open source wrappers around binary blobs provably based on a leaked proprietary model which was itself based on plagiarized and pirated text, images, and videos sourced by unethically scraping the web in the most destructive manner ever devised**

** when convenient mozilla ignores this definition and pretends we’re talking about Firefox’s subpar pre-LLM translation feature that should itself probably be a plugin

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“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”