“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”

phronetic@hachyderm.io

@zzt That body text reads like LLM extruded word forms.

zzt@mas.to

firefox users: please make the LLM features in firefox a non-default plugin, opt-in, or better yet don’t do them at all

mozilla: DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS. slop is destroying the web! *posts a bunch of slop videos and text in an annual corporate update*

mozilla staff: we asked our community and they hallucinated that they don’t like AI even though we prompted them to not hallucinate.

mozilla’s remaining fan: why are you so angry at my best friend mozilla. stop being unreasonable.

gourd@indiepocalypse.social

@zzt I've rarely seen a website as so eminently deserving of a noogie as this fake captcha nonsense. Good lord.

bumbervevo@easymode.im

@zzt@mas.to

As in the web era, it's going to take a powerful community to win. Today Mozilla is gathering a rebel alliance of sorts, a growing network of open source developers, responsible startups, fellows, philanthropists and public-interest technologists working to shape what the internet becomes.

All you have to do to convince techbros to invest is make everything sound like Star Wars.

theorangetheme@en.osm.town

@zzt Slopzilla*

theorangetheme@en.osm.town

@zzt Or MoziLLM. We can workshop it.

semievolved@wandering.shop

@zzt "While we are still guided by full manifesto, five principles are especially relevant in the age of AI:"

*lists three*

Tell me your copy was written by AI without telling me.

zzt@mas.to

@semievolved oh that’s fucking incredible

this site is fractally terrible, the longer you look at it the worse it gets

bnys@lasersword.club

@zzt how much did they pay consultants to come up with this trash garbage

byte@awawa.club

@zzt timecube had more sense in it than this shite

stepheneb@ruby.social

@zzt

Umm … that’s obviously satire right … right?! … oh dear … it’s just accelerating into Idiocracy … sigh

zzt@mas.to

@bnys according to the financial numbers they’ve sporadically released: literally millions of dollars each are going to the people directly responsible for this, as the few pure browser developers left at mozilla (who are excellent people in a terrible situation) make far less than they should

jordan@sometimes.social

@semievolved @zzt directive 4 is classified, just like Robocop

tehstu@hachyderm.io

@zzt Viewing on my Pi, I was curious if the slop video at the top continued to play while I scrolled further down the article. I couldn't quite figure it out using the scroll wheel (moves too far), so tried with the scrollbar.

I say tried, because it's been a while since I used it in Firefox and it's now desperately thin. Just to add to the torrent of paper cuts.

cmdrmoto@hachyderm.io

@zzt @ifixcoinops Wow. It’s so bad it managed to make me hate Liquid Ass a little more, even.

kentenmakto@mastodon.ie

@semievolved @zzt "Five shall be the number of thy principles, and the number of thy principles shall be three."

bumbervevo@easymode.im

@zzt@mas.to

We Choose Humanity: We need to build for human agency—tech that fuels creativity and fiercely protects privacy.

I feel so creatively inspired when I have AI slop shoved into my face at every possible turn, in every ad, every billboard, every supermarket product.

And yes, please tell me Mozilla Foundation, how you plan on protecting my privacy in the infinitely vast Scrooge McDuck pool of tasty tasty personal user data.

bnys@lasersword.club

@zzt jfc

lunareclipse@snug.moe

@zzt why are these videos flashing so much holy shit

yoasif@mastodon.social

@tehstu @zzt The scrollbar is smaller on purpose, they chose to make it more annoying.

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