@fesshole The Monopoly nerd, fresh off another victory in online play, washes down a handful of Flaming Hot Cheetos with a fresh Mountain Dew. He forcefully cracks his knuckles and says under his breath “500 char limit… more than enough space to let OP, nay… THE WORLD, know that if you dislike Monopoly, you are obviously playing it wrong. I’ve waited a lifetime for this moment to shine.” while ignoring yet another Reddit Moderator notification.