@redsad
Can I trade in some of my private rage? It doesn't even matter what the exchange rate is; I've got more than I'll ever need.

@randahl
I don't think he ever imagined that tariffs would improve the US trade deficit; only that it would enable to pick winners and losers (and thereby maximize his own prifits).

@petrillic
When Barfly came out in 1987 my college paper's review was "Is this supposed to be an adverb?"