"In China, driverless delivery vans have become a total meme, they plow through crumbling roads, fresh concrete, motorcycles, anything. Nothing stops them."

@the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

Says 'Mr Number 1'

@Alice @justincox @Novela

Sorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....

@Nickiquote
@surdfish
@mothninja
@alice@lgbtqia.space
@futurebird
@benroyce
@GayDeceiver
@skinnylatte

So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following.

@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

Only joking. Love you Max. ️

@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

Max rightfully in last place. I WILL CATCH YOU, MAX, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.

@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ALICE RIGHT BLOODY NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT

(also I agree with this list, even if I only made 4th place - not even podium ️)

Well of COURSE this is racist. Why not. How could I expect a nonsense rhyme from my childhood not to be horribly offensive in some way FFFS. I don't recommend looking up the origins of this silly rhyme (which I thought was Rik Mayall).

Do your balls hang low, Can you swing 'em to and fro, Can you tie them in a knot, Can tie 'em in a bow, Do you get a funny feeling, When they're hanging from the ceiling

2026 so far

Do you think farmers always seem so unhappy because it sounds like their cows are constantly booing them?