@cstross I figure at the rate of the Accelerando, we are no more than weeks away from "agentic AI" demanding access to people's financial accounts. Hopefully some of those people will be billionaires drinking their own Kool-Aid.

@martinus Cat distribution system at work.

Alternatively: "We have received your return, but the returned item is not the item we sent. Also, it refuses to leave the receiving facility even when given fresh tuna. Consequently no return credit can be offered at this time."