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"Octopus Energy: we got our slimy tentacles everywhere!"
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I've had an email from Octopus Energy telling me that because of dramatic falls in wholesale electricity prices, they sadly have no choice but to reluctantly reduce the price they are paying me for the electricity I export from my solar panels. -
Being exhausted after a work day => reading vintage magazines and posting funny things from them@nina_kali_nina
"Aha crazy right! In unrelated news, buy my meme coin, absolut legit, full guarantee" -
Where I toot from@SecularJeffrey
"Ah yes, another victim of MRTO" -
"Take life one step at a time."@Natasha_Jay
"Take the first step to the rest of your life
It may be a short one" -
When you look into the void, the void looks back... -
Danger kitty has a question@catsalad
And we all know what it is:
"can I has some goddamn cheezburger now pretty soddin' please?" -
The oldest existing cat flap set into a beautiful medieval door, Exeter Cathedral, England, 14th c. (1301-1400)@Natasha_Jay
"A Steady Supplie of Catte For Mine Witchcraft Waes Requirred!" -
*A powerful FLOOF blocks your way* -
5 kilogramms of cat ready to #caturday 🚀@anja
"Watch out Atreyu!" -
Guess I need to buy a bigger cat bed@catsalad
"Pb solved"