@Lazarou

I know this probably makes me a terrible person but I honestly can't _wait_ for the lawsuits.

Added bonus laughs if they use AI to write their legal briefs.

How you know you've gotten old.

I notice when doing DIY repairs around the house my focus has shifted from "can I really fix it or am I only going to make it worse?" to "how bad am I going to hurt myself if I try?"

#DIY
#OldPeopleOfMastodon

Bad measures.

I was today years old when I learned that if we had divided the year into 13 months rather than 12, each month would contain exactly 28 days and begin on a Monday and end on a Sunday.

I'd like to speak to the manager of the middle-ages please (Pope Gregory XIII).

Somebody wasn't mathing.

#OverlyComplicated
#OldManYellingAtClouds