snorlax in human form • geriatric millennial • addicted to coffee • likes video games 👾 • loves a chaotic space squirrel ❤️ • yells at clouds for a living • amateur wordsmith • compendium of useless movie & tv show facts • plushie collector • offline is not a lifestyle – it is an error condition 📵 • fuck right off if you love, and/or support blockchain, crypto or other shitcoins