@GroupNebula563 @Alice@beige.party @minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @skinnylatte @Binder I am always thankful and humbled to be included with you weirdoes.

Eagle Tactical recognizes that Alpha Males of strength and valor like you don't have the time to do womanly chores around the house. We're proud to introduce "Rent a Mom." For a small monthly fee, a matronly woman will visit you every week and clean your house, wash your clothes, and cook you your favorite meals just like mommy used to do. You'll be pampered like the awesome manly man of manliness you are by someone who understands how hard you work every day.

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