@enby_of_the_apocalypse @sundogplanets in fact, oh gods, this bears great similarity to “Who Shot Mr Burns” from the Simpsons.

That show was meant to be a joke, people! A joke!

@enby_of_the_apocalypse @sundogplanets “Sharks with LAZORS on their heads!”

@enby_of_the_apocalypse @sundogplanets yeah

A giant mirror for “sunlight as a service” is one of those things that sounds great if you’re an executive who likes science fiction and has been hot boxing Silicon Valley narratives for the last twenty years.

But to anyone who reads science fiction and actually gets the underlying themes rather than just “cool tech bro”, the only way I can describe this is a horrifying plan straight out of an Austin Powers movie.