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nawww, you guys.....

@madargon @jaredwhite

Although #Dgar does tend to talk about themselves in the third person, and likes to think of themselves as a musician, they do tend to post quite a few one-liners and dad jokes.

Me: I was given the Leslie Nielsen Award at school.

Them: What’s that?

Me: It’s a big building where they teach children, but that’s not important right now.

If I could have my ashes pressed into a record, that would be my vinyl request.

And then He said “Yippee Kai Yay Motherfuckers” and all the Motherfuckers Yippee Kai Yayed.