@catsalad

Overpower the enemy and take a three hour nap on top of it.

Don't ask me how I know.

@mattblaze

They got splashed with Venezuelan oil, so were sent to Greenland to clean them up before the Board of Peace can review them.

@catsalad

Secret Pawgent not secret anymore.

@petergleick

Yes, but seriously worried that the offer will expire anytime soon and won't be available anymore.