@sortius @patrascan I prefer to use House Left (Port) and Stage Left (Starboard)

@davebauerart Thanks! I agree (obviously)

@FredricT Ohhh I hope so, that looks like such a fun job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhRbJ3DQdlQ

@grumble209 @smallsees Just from skimming the intro (through snark colored glasses), I think the word they were actually looking for was Panopticon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon

@turmoni Not to tempt you further, but I do have a $150 off discount code for "upgrade pricing."

I have no way to automatically verify you have an OG Jumperless so the process is just DMing me and I'll take your word for it and send you a code.

@bipolaron **sticks 2 strips of metal together with different thermal expansion rates**

@rozeboosje 'Cause I like to see a variety of insufferable takes. Thank you for the extremely mastodon one here.

@gardencourt My attempt formally to define humans as featherless biPIDs have been crushed.

I have no way to make this seem at all relevant but now that this post has broken containment, you should get a Jumperless V5

https://jumperless.myshopify.com/products/jumperless-v5

@vfig Like entering the coordinates to a rake on your front lawn into the Apollo Guidance Computer then having it precisely guide you to step on it and hitting yourself in the face.

@KatLS I read that as "sadly tacks" and thought that was the most brilliant sailing-themed play on this

@rotopenguin That is an excellent Big-fuzzy Moth GIF

@adistuder Ah, now I understand why we don't let bugs drive boats in foggy conditions.

It's probably just because my family's in the fishing industry that I know the secrets of the sea: for instance, boats go on the water and lighthouses go on land, and they should generally not be in the same place at the same time.

omg I'm reading this dumb twitter article but can't continue because I'm laughing too hard at this diagram. Like, using this as a definition of an intelligent system then crashing into the fucking rocks because you don't know wtf a lighthouse is.