Kaiju chillout.

@grickle instead of farming cows for meat, we should keep paddocks of them to placate Kaiju, I've been saying this for years but the Vegans just looked at me funny...

@grickle that’s a nice one

@grickle do cows purr? Because I feel like they would be purring in this situation

@grickle
There goes Tokyo! Oh… never mind.

@grickle @Nickiquote
True comedy gold

@grickle @arcadiagt5 as someone who works with dairy cows, I can confirm they can indeed be calming. They can also be irredeemable arseholes. It's difficult to predict on the day.

@grickle
Reminds me of Gary Larson.

@trib @grickle good to know.

@grickle I would like for @scalzi to see this comic. Maybe we can get a KPS2? Heheh

@grickle super Great!!!!!

@grickle
Nice

@grickle I feel reminded of the recent news story about a woman in Romania putting some dead cows out in her garden, to help the local dragons get through the winter:
https://www.der-postillon.com/p/bilder-des-tages-beeindruckende-fotos.html

@grickle @hoshii moo for me

@grickle
THAT'S what I need, Grickle: An emotional support cow!