Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers.
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Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.
And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff

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Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.
And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff

@jwildeboer I bow to "big kitty".
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Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.
And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff

@jwildeboer I will accept that cartel. The worst that can happen is kitty overlords which is so much better than techbro overlords!!
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Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.
And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff

@jwildeboer as a pigeon fancier i would invest, if they want to broaden their portfolio.
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Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.
And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff

@jwildeboer It is a … #catspiracy !!!
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Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.
And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff

@jwildeboer refuse cookies. Accept cat snacks.
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Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.
And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff

@jwildeboer and after that Catzilla will take Washington and then whole USA after have eaten Orange King with his vasalles and byting ICE to death.
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Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.
And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff
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