There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

@petergleick But when Trump gets it, THEN there will be! The best penguins you ever saw! Because it’s so sad, such a nice country, so much ice, but no penguins, this has to change

@petergleick there's if you believed hard enough

@petergleick As long as it is the penguin in Werner Herzogs "Encounters at the End of the World" he follows I'm perfectly fine with it no matter where it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BB3YRtzRxE&t=4385s

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Source: https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2014819683757678654

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Archives of the source:
• https://archive.ph/76JFn
• https://web.archive.org/web/20260123231653/https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2014819683757678654

@petergleick What about Iceland?

@petergleick they have better taste to

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Those utter idiots. And what an offense to penguins.

@petergleick So this whole thing goes back to putting tariffs on an island inhabited by penguins??? We need to arm the penguins immediately.

@petergleick Donald is the penguin... because he's a BIRD!

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I'm just waiting for the riposte of him with polar bear -mauling him. "More likely in Greenland" (or is that Iceland? Though in the UK that's also a supermarket so even more opportunities for humour))

@petergleick maybe not Greenland... Is that... The Mountains of Madness out there on the horizon?

@petergleick I wonder if any of thepeople who worked on that post knew that, or that penguin snow tracks look nothing like that.

@petergleick great trick putting a Greenland flag on Antarctica so they’ll invade that instead

@petergleick Obviously he never listened to this Judy Collins song: https://youtu.be/v1Bv19YVdZw?si=ecnqlILh8LaH-7xx

@martin_ueding @petergleick the saddest part is that he has a family, this moron has reproduced, that is also bad for humanity.

Yes please, send him to play with the penguins. He'll be out of the way. And maybe they'll knock him into the ocean to see if whales are around.

@petergleick On look, a picture of a waddling shitbird and a penguin