God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?

@ck0 @alice That was then, but now they seem to be serious about search.

@503bartley @alice I'll wait to see how it will be. But for now, it's still a vaporware company which punctionned public funding for the past CEO individual benefices.

@DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.

Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.

I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.

Like a perfectly normal person.

I'm now the proud owner of this.

Like a perfectly normal person.