Eagle Tactical recognizes that Alpha Males of strength and valor like you don't have the time to do womanly chores around the house.

Eagle Tactical recognizes that Alpha Males of strength and valor like you don't have the time to do womanly chores around the house. We're proud to introduce "Rent a Mom." For a small monthly fee, a matronly woman will visit you every week and clean your house, wash your clothes, and cook you your favorite meals just like mommy used to do. You'll be pampered like the awesome manly man of manliness you are by someone who understands how hard you work every day.

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@GayDeceiver premium plan: pinched cheeks accompanied by "what a good boy!"

@akamran plus now and then a slap on fingers and elsewhere - part of the motherly routine @GayDeceiver

@energisch_ @GayDeceiver kink is the platinum plan

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Silly eagle tactical post to strong innuendo in about (checks notes)... 30 minutes. ️

Well done, everyone!

@ParadeGrotesque It's the Fediverse version of carcinization.
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