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Today, 2035-02-01 the CEOs of Amazon-X, Sir Weyland and the CEO of Apple-Tata, Mr. Yutani, announced the biggest ever fusion of corporate power and decided to call the new global conglomerate The Weyland-Yutani Corporation.

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  • jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    Today, 2035-02-01 the CEOs of Amazon-X, Sir Weyland and the CEO of Apple-Tata, Mr. Yutani, announced the biggest ever fusion of corporate power and decided to call the new global conglomerate The Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Their main goal is to mine the asteroid belt to garantuee energy and rare metals to Earth, the moon and Mars. Governments all over the three worlds congratulated them and expressed their willingness to support.

    #Microfiction

    geonz@mathstodon.xyzG quaewpos@kanoa.deQ jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ starchturrets@mastodon.socialS zehdreipeo@metalhead.clubZ 5 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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    • jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net

      Today, 2035-02-01 the CEOs of Amazon-X, Sir Weyland and the CEO of Apple-Tata, Mr. Yutani, announced the biggest ever fusion of corporate power and decided to call the new global conglomerate The Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Their main goal is to mine the asteroid belt to garantuee energy and rare metals to Earth, the moon and Mars. Governments all over the three worlds congratulated them and expressed their willingness to support.

      #Microfiction

      geonz@mathstodon.xyzG This user is from outside of this forum
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      @jwildeboer 2035: didn't a bunch of satellites already crash from the sky by now?

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      • jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net

        Today, 2035-02-01 the CEOs of Amazon-X, Sir Weyland and the CEO of Apple-Tata, Mr. Yutani, announced the biggest ever fusion of corporate power and decided to call the new global conglomerate The Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Their main goal is to mine the asteroid belt to garantuee energy and rare metals to Earth, the moon and Mars. Governments all over the three worlds congratulated them and expressed their willingness to support.

        #Microfiction

        quaewpos@kanoa.deQ This user is from outside of this forum
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        @jwildeboer 🏆

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        • jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net

          Today, 2035-02-01 the CEOs of Amazon-X, Sir Weyland and the CEO of Apple-Tata, Mr. Yutani, announced the biggest ever fusion of corporate power and decided to call the new global conglomerate The Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Their main goal is to mine the asteroid belt to garantuee energy and rare metals to Earth, the moon and Mars. Governments all over the three worlds congratulated them and expressed their willingness to support.

          #Microfiction

          jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ This user is from outside of this forum
          jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          #4

          (cue the Alien purists that will claim this happened in 2099 and had nothing to do with Amazon, Apple, X or Tata. It's called fiction for a reason, my friends. I can make up whatever I want 😉 In 1979 the first Alien movie was released. Apple and Tata already existed, X and Amazon didn't.

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          • jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net

            Today, 2035-02-01 the CEOs of Amazon-X, Sir Weyland and the CEO of Apple-Tata, Mr. Yutani, announced the biggest ever fusion of corporate power and decided to call the new global conglomerate The Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Their main goal is to mine the asteroid belt to garantuee energy and rare metals to Earth, the moon and Mars. Governments all over the three worlds congratulated them and expressed their willingness to support.

            #Microfiction

            starchturrets@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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            @jwildeboer Wayland-Yutani Corporation

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            • starchturrets@mastodon.socialS starchturrets@mastodon.social

              @jwildeboer Wayland-Yutani Corporation

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              @starchturrets Source? 😉 Here's a prop from the original movie. We can discuss the d, but not the a ...

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              • jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net

                Today, 2035-02-01 the CEOs of Amazon-X, Sir Weyland and the CEO of Apple-Tata, Mr. Yutani, announced the biggest ever fusion of corporate power and decided to call the new global conglomerate The Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Their main goal is to mine the asteroid belt to garantuee energy and rare metals to Earth, the moon and Mars. Governments all over the three worlds congratulated them and expressed their willingness to support.

                #Microfiction

                zehdreipeo@metalhead.clubZ This user is from outside of this forum
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                @jwildeboer Oh dear, and today is the first day I recognised the Y in the logo. 🤪

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                • jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.netJ jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net

                  @starchturrets Source? 😉 Here's a prop from the original movie. We can discuss the d, but not the a ...

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                  @jwildeboer no I'm just making a wayland joke

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                  • starchturrets@mastodon.socialS starchturrets@mastodon.social

                    @jwildeboer no I'm just making a wayland joke

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                    #9

                    @starchturrets And I try to stay on topic, because another Wayland v X11 fight is not needed in my timeline 😉

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