When you look into the void, the void looks back...

@catsalad Hi Void, yeah it's me. Can I have my boots back please?

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"I have to go to work"
"No"

@cR0w *meows cutely*¹

¹no

@catsalad Okay yeah fair.

@catsalad I'm assuming this is not actually just a doormat but it would be an amazing doormat

@catsalad "i am da darkness"

@catsalad Sometimes when you stare into the void and it stares back your glasses slip down onto the void and the void takes off with them and you spend the next ten minutes searching other voids round about yhe house for the void who is happily chewing on them.

@catsalad OhMyGoodness *KITTY!!!*

@catsalad Try that with 6 eyes looking at you.

@catsalad I’m sure I could make some sort of VOTV joke here but I can’t think of one. so just pretend I did and it was really funny

@catsalad when you look into the void, it asks for scritches, food they never ever got, or that you open the door.

@catsalad

When I went to pat the light coloured cat last night the void miowed and came out for hers

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funny, it appears that void looks BACK!

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@catsalad I couldn't get my void to look directly at the camera but close enough.

@catsalad The illusion is perfect! (And no, I'm not making a cat pun this time!)

@diazona @catsalad
I was just thinking: I would totally buy that.

@catsalad
My neighboors behind me have two dogs, often out in their chain link fenced yard boardering mine. One of them, Ace, is a black lab. The other is yellow and white. Once a day I give them each treats, if they are out when I am. Sometimes this doesn't happen till evening, and when it does, I can clearly see the one dog. But Ace is just sound which I follow to put the treat through the fence. It vanishes into the void. The void is gone.

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Please do not step on void.