I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it.
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@alice I mean, we already always choose the bear in the woods, but when the bear is also the Alice??? That’s a no brainer.
@SaucySwampHag @alice "- if you're in the woods, would you rather meet alice—
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@alice Do you want to look back, ten years hence and full of regret, wishing you'd gotten that ridiculous onesie? Get that thing! Live a little!
@Legit_Spaghetti I got it
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@alice this? Also, you definitely have to get it
@eruonna done
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@Legit_Spaghetti I got it
@alice That's incredible!
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@eruonna done
@alice good enby
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I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it.
Update: it was $7; I got it.
@alice Neat! I think I have one almost exactly like that. It is so cozy! It's waaay too big, but still. Cozy.
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I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it.
Update: it was $7; I got it.
@alice How could you Not buy it? It's perfect.
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@SaucySwampHag @alice "- if you're in the woods, would you rather meet alice—
- alice. next question."@purplerabbit @SaucySwampHag @alice will there be waltzing?
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I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it.
Update: it was $7; I got it.
How could you be expected to resist. I mean honestly….
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@alice I got this a little while back. It isn't a full onesie, just a hoodie, but it is fuzzy.
@eruonna it (and you) are adorable
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@alice only if you listen to this song
@autolycos does it count if I listened after I bought it?
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@alice good enby
@eruonna 🫠
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@autolycos does it count if I listened after I bought it?
@alice I'm permissive
Yes
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I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it.
Update: it was $7; I got it.
@alice that looks beary comfortable, perfect for hibearnation!
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I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it.
Update: it was $7; I got it.
Okay this bear onesie may be too powerful. I feel bizarrely sexy in it (perhaps because it feels like I just have a fuzzy blanket draped over me and I know that I'm only wearing exciting underwear under it).
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Okay this bear onesie may be too powerful. I feel bizarrely sexy in it (perhaps because it feels like I just have a fuzzy blanket draped over me and I know that I'm only wearing exciting underwear under it).
Nothing bizarre about it! You definitely look extremely cute, and cute and sexy have a large overlap.
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Okay this bear onesie may be too powerful. I feel bizarrely sexy in it (perhaps because it feels like I just have a fuzzy blanket draped over me and I know that I'm only wearing exciting underwear under it).
@alice I think your rocking it Alice!
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I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it.
Update: it was $7; I got it.
@alice this is amazing
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Okay this bear onesie may be too powerful. I feel bizarrely sexy in it (perhaps because it feels like I just have a fuzzy blanket draped over me and I know that I'm only wearing exciting underwear under it).
@alice it looks really good on you.
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I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it.
Update: it was $7; I got it.
mask. $2
bear suit. $7
fuzzy hirsute magnificence? priceless -
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