#CatsOfMastodon

@martinus peak slapstick comedy.

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That cat just discovered the source of all the cardboard boxes...it's only a matter of time before they take over Amazon.

@martinus Hilarious!

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This is great.

@martinus My take away: cats are smarter than hoomans, hoomans are not embarrassed by this because they are kind, leave your house and buy local so your cat doesn't show up a hooman.

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@martinus I was expecting him to give up and adopt the cat halfway through

@thraeryn @martinus the cat's timing, on the other hand, is spot on

@millihertz @martinus an atomic clock would hope to do so well

@martinus ah, so that's what "laughing like a drain" feels like

@martinus I needed this.

@martinus OMG, I needed that laugh.

@lareineZenobie @martinus I thought the same, which makes me sad.

@martinus no need to apologize

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@unterwasser
To je přesný.
Ono by teda stačilo vzít kočku jednou rukou a druhou zavřít dveře. Ale to by byla hrozná nuda.
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@msbellows @lareineZenobie @martinus I don't know which country it's supposed to be, but the indicator in the mirror is flashing more rapidly than usual, while I don't see the one in the front or back flashing at all. Am I seeing that right? Does that exist?

@pauld @martinus i laughed so much!

@cd_home @msbellows @lareineZenobie @martinus clearly the video (if real) is sped up. Everything is too fast. The cat, the light and the delivery person.

Might be a trait of the recording device or adjusted for shorter online attention spans.

Traits are really consistent, like the prime logo on the back of the jacket. So I am leaning toward no AI.