“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

@jalefkowit Some are born into roundness, some achieve roundness, and others have roundness thrust upon them.

@jalefkowit @xenotrope
I'm not out of shape. Round is a shape.

@brouhaha @jalefkowit Unfortunately for most, the shape in which I presently find myself is a bizarre, non-Euclidean skew of cyclopean proportions, depicted at times in ancient carvings but reliably known to push its witnesses into frenzied fever and irreversible madness.