Danger kitty has a question
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad Good luck getting him off your keyboard.
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad
And we all know what it is:
"can I has some goddamn cheezburger now pretty soddin' please?" -
Danger kitty has a question
such a copycat!
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad "ma'am may i go to the bathroom?"
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@catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped??
@baralheia @catsalad very friend-shaped friendly friend who loves a can of tuna for itself.
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These ones will eat yer pets. For a schnack.
@tuban_muzuru @lettosprey @catsalad yes— they will (finally)
Oh, did I say that out loud?
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@catsalad NGL, there was one spotted in my area with a collar that had stopped working several miles ago and my first thought was "how do I put out stinky wet cat food without it freezing in sub-zero weather, life is so unfaaaaaair! T_T" XD
I mean maybe I'm an idiot, but I did calculate the amount of hamburger it would take to keep a cheetah once.
@bluestarultor @catsalad well why gatekeep that number from us: we wanna know!
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad GOUGAR
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad But, they didn't warn about going outside to them!
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad Am I the only one expecting a baby kangaroo to pop it‘s head out of the fur? #Marsupialion
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad Yes. You may go to the bathroom.
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Danger kitty has a question
Danger kitty training to be a course adjudicator at the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games.
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