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  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

    Danger kitty has a question

    theorangetheme@en.osm.townT This user is from outside of this forum
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    #12

    @catsalad The fuzzy tummy! Is a trap, and yet... :3

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    • cr0w@infosec.exchangeC cr0w@infosec.exchange

      @catsalad Got it. Locking my sysadmins out now.

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      #13

      @cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms

      chillybot@infosec.exchangeC greenskyoverme@ohai.socialG sassdawe@infosec.exchangeS 3 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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      • kkarhan@infosec.spaceK kkarhan@infosec.space

        @catsalad reminds me of that post where one had such a mountain lion in their bathtub:

        "Found this big and filthy cat that.needed a bath. In instantly ate a can of tuna. Anyone know whom it belongs?"

        catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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        #14

        @kkarhan Hungry kitty! 😹

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        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

          Danger kitty has a question

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          #15

          @Catsal @stufromoz 🙋‍♂️

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          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

            But–but kitty!!

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            #16

            @catsalad Let the kitty in right now you monster

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            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

              Danger kitty has a question

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              #17

              @catsalad o hai

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              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                Danger kitty has a question

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                #18

                @catsalad „Yes, but *when* do we seize the means of production?“

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                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                  But–but kitty!!

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                  #19

                  @catsalad IT'S A TRAP!!1!

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                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                    But–but kitty!!

                    baralheia@dragonchat.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #20

                    @catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped??

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                    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                      But–but kitty!!

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                      #21

                      @catsalad if not let inside then why such cute boopable nose????

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                      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                        Danger kitty has a question

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                        #22

                        @catsalad

                        Can I have a can opener to get the tall things out of their can?

                        I am hungry.

                        I am always hungry.

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                        • lettosprey@tech.lgbtL lettosprey@tech.lgbt

                          @catsalad if not let inside then why such cute boopable nose????

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                          #23

                          @lettosprey @catsalad

                          These ones will eat yer pets. For a schnack.

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                          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                            Danger kitty has a question

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                            #24

                            @catsalad “are you my human?”

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                            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                              @cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms

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                              #25

                              @catsalad
                              Furry adjacent I just like moopsys okay
                              @cR0w

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                              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                Danger kitty has a question

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                                #26

                                @catsalad
                                What to pet my belly? Cat probably.

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                                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                  Danger kitty has a question

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                                  #27

                                  @catsalad My nephew was grabbed by the neck and dragged away by a mountain lion. He lived. This is not a joke, but an anecdote. They don't normally attack humans (even small humans) unless cornered, however it was during a particularly bad drought in California so prey animals had become scarce. The authorities sadly had to find and euthanize the animal and it was very scrawny, it probably hadn't eaten in weeks. Poor kitty, and poor small human.

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                                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                    Danger kitty has a question

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                                    #28

                                    @catsalad ask away danger kitty!

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                                    • starkrg@myside-yourside.netS starkrg@myside-yourside.net

                                      @catsalad My nephew was grabbed by the neck and dragged away by a mountain lion. He lived. This is not a joke, but an anecdote. They don't normally attack humans (even small humans) unless cornered, however it was during a particularly bad drought in California so prey animals had become scarce. The authorities sadly had to find and euthanize the animal and it was very scrawny, it probably hadn't eaten in weeks. Poor kitty, and poor small human.

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                                      #29

                                      @StarkRG That's scary, and I'm glad your cousin survived!

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                                      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                        @StarkRG That's scary, and I'm glad your cousin survived!

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                                        #30

                                        @catsalad Zeroth cousin once removed. 😛

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                                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                          Danger kitty has a question

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                                          #31

                                          @catsalad I’m just saying you could boop that nose and for at least 1.5 seconds it would only have fantastically positive consequences

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