Danger kitty has a question

@catsalad Yes mountain lion, what do you want to know?

(I'll just stay over here in the corner.)

@catsalad The kitty is asking if I want to hug them.

Yes, yes I do.

@catsalad

But–but kitty!!

@catsalad I mean a lot of guys have fur too but we don't body shame here

@catsalad reminds me of that post where one had such a mountain lion in their bathtub:

"Found this big and filthy cat that.needed a bath. In instantly ate a can of tuna. Anyone know whom it belongs?"

@catsalad [X] Accept Quest (Get Cat Chow for Hungry Danger Kitty)
[ ] Return to Main Path

(You just do. Accept the side quest, that is. When it's a danger kitty waving at you, you *accept the side quest.*)

@catsalad is it, „I can haz hug?“
Because if so, the answer is an emphatic „yes“.

@catsalad Got it. Locking my sysadmins out now.

@catsalad The fuzzy tummy! Is a trap, and yet... :3

@cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms

@kkarhan Hungry kitty!

@Catsal @stufromoz ‍️

@catsalad Let the kitty in right now you monster

@catsalad o hai

@catsalad „Yes, but *when* do we seize the means of production?“

@catsalad IT'S A TRAP!!1!

@catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped??

@catsalad if not let inside then why such cute boopable nose????

@catsalad

Can I have a can opener to get the tall things out of their can?

I am hungry.

I am always hungry.