Look, I'm not saying Canada should surround and seize Washington D.C. to save us from fascism.
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Look, I'm not saying Canada should surround and seize Washington D.C. to save us from fascism. I'm just saying that in case they *do*, I've plotted out three invasion routes they could use without being cut off from certain critical supplies.
@msbellows it sure looks like they have preemplaced critical supply caches and agents along previous routes of advance.
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Look, I'm not saying Canada should surround and seize Washington D.C. to save us from fascism. I'm just saying that in case they *do*, I've plotted out three invasion routes they could use without being cut off from certain critical supplies.
@msbellows LMAO. Had no clue there were Timmys in the US. My ex from Toronto failed to mention this.
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@msbellows it sure looks like they have preemplaced critical supply caches and agents along previous routes of advance.
@xmark Canadians are not stupid. They learned some vital lessons from the War of 1812 and simply updated the battle plan by replacing "tea" and "crumpets" with "coffee" and "donuts."
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@msbellows LMAO. Had no clue there were Timmys in the US. My ex from Toronto failed to mention this.
@deewani This probably is why the relationship failed.
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@deewani This probably is why the relationship failed.
@msbellows No doubt.
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@msbellows No doubt.
@deewani I mean, it's super important to discuss the important things!
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Look, I'm not saying Canada should surround and seize Washington D.C. to save us from fascism. I'm just saying that in case they *do*, I've plotted out three invasion routes they could use without being cut off from certain critical supplies.
@msbellows This is absolutely amazing and AWESOME!

Thank you so much for sharing this
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It really made my day and gave me so many laughs
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(And for the record, I still wouldn’t mind having Canada babysit us until we get our shit together
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Look, I'm not saying Canada should surround and seize Washington D.C. to save us from fascism. I'm just saying that in case they *do*, I've plotted out three invasion routes they could use without being cut off from certain critical supplies.
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@energisch_ No, no, they'll stay in people's homes. Lots of us would give them our own beds.
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@energisch_ No, no, they'll stay in people's homes. Lots of us would give them our own beds.
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