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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs.

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  • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

    AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

    thepoliticalcat@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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    #26

    @phooky Wait, I thought we were turning into cannibalistic snakes. Or is that before we turn into crabs?

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    • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

      AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

      cadusilva@bolha.oneC This user is from outside of this forum
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      #27

      @bfelix espero que o One Punch Man apareça e vá atrás dos bilionários.

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      • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

        AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

        paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
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        #28

        @phooky

        "AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs."

        so you're saying we should line all the data center floors with newspaper, put on our bibs, pick up our hammers and pliers, and get busy? 🙂

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        • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

          AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

          alkaid@social.lolA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #29

          @phooky "I'm saying I built up a shell around myself, a cold, calculated heartless shell—"

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          • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

            AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

            mhoye@cosocial.caM This user is from outside of this forum
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            #30

            @phooky “timeline goes sideways” was a warning we didn’t understand

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            • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

              AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

              joelvanderwerf@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              #31

              @phooky #Encrabification is the new #enshittification

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              • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

                AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

                katanova@retro.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                #32

                @phooky
                I thought carcinization was when everything turned into trains.

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                • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

                  AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

                  mjd@mathstodon.xyzM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #33

                  @phooky https://cathode.church/@kaye/114988698995656230

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                  • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

                    AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

                    neotoy@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #34

                    @phooky crabs have evolved separately 8 different times in history, so this might actually be a pretty hot tip.

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                    • phooky@hexa.clubP phooky@hexa.club

                      AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming

                      mk30@tilde.zoneM This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #35

                      @phooky @ceejbot there's even a book about it!

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