the future of medicine

@feliks@chaos.social insert MY_LEG.mp3

@feliks this would fix me

@feliks wenn ich die beine an meine legofiguren falsch herum dranstecke

@feliks wow, she's good, i had no idea you could do that to a knee

@feliks well first you have to stretch out the legs, then you bend them back, like a book spine. it's the only way to deal with a rare condition where your legs become short and stiff. unfortunately, you will have to walk backward after the treatment and your knees have healed. this can be solved by fully twisting the neck around until you are facing forward again, like an owl.

@feliks I do this all the time

@feliks At least they have the right number of fingers...

@feliks made me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgobZAO2Ca0&vl=fr-FR

@feliks this happened to my buddy eric

@feliks ‍

@feliks

It's the future of ... marketing.

You have to think like a boss --

Cost to hire actors for a photo-shoot: 500€

Cost to have AI generate the image with just a slight* anatomical discrepancy: free! gratis! zilch! nada!

* Hey, it was only one joint!

@feliks Great !!!!

@feliks They already send someone to do this in the US if you can't pay your medical bills.

@feliks #Vibe surgery - the future of #surgery!
(Source: #CEOs who never even put a Band-Aid on a wound).

@number6 @feliks and somehow the other leg just shrunk

@feliks reminds me of an acquaintance who offers pregnancy pilates courses. One of the expecting mothers on her homepage is stuck half in the back wall of the room.

@feliks "Sehen Sie, was ihr Bein hier macht? Das dürfte so nicht sein."

@number6 @feliks it's basically how i draw after "only one Joint".

@simplynacht @feliks

Maybe you can have a career as an AI?

@FrauZeitlos @feliks

Yeah, well, this way it all fits in the photo.