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  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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    #7

    @pheonix

    One of the reasons, why I use Notepad++ (https://notepad-plus-plus.org/downloads/)

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    • bsm@swiss.socialB bsm@swiss.social

      @pheonix

      One of the reasons, why I use Notepad++ (https://notepad-plus-plus.org/downloads/)

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      clickymcticker@hachyderm.io
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      #8

      @bsm @pheonix Oh, did you not hear?

      https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/02/notepad-updater-was-compromised-for-6-months-in-supply-chain-attack/

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      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

        https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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        #9

        @pheonix

        I'm not surprised...

        A simple cat <file> on the command line can also compromise your system. If you're unsure, you should therefore use cat -v <file> when I'm not mistaken.

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        • C clickymcticker@hachyderm.io

          @bsm @pheonix Oh, did you not hear?

          https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/02/notepad-updater-was-compromised-for-6-months-in-supply-chain-attack/

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          #10

          @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix There is no problem with it with the newest version 8.9.1

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          • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

            https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

            di4na@hachyderm.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
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            #11

            @pheonix nothing can be safe. It is computing. That ship has sailed a loooooong time ago

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            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

              https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

              gabrielesvelto@mas.toG This user is from outside of this forum
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              #12

              @pheonix *vibe-coding intensifies*

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              • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                grimace1298@defcon.social
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                #13

                @pheonix Idk how the fcuk they can mess up a simple notepad application. When you add junk (Copilot) it's kinda expected lol. #microslop f-ing company 🤮

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                • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                  https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                  trillytrill@mastodon.art
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                  #14

                  @pheonix
                  Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

                  mkj@social.mkj.earthM pheonix@hachyderm.ioP 2 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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                  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                    vyskocilm@witter.cz
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                    #15

                    @pheonix This is the most vibe slop, ever! 😁

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                    • trillytrill@mastodon.artT trillytrill@mastodon.art

                      @pheonix
                      Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

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                      #16

                      "How do you screw up [friggin Notepad]?"

                      Gradually, and then suddenly.

                      I think.

                      @trillytrill @pheonix

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                      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                        https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                        #17

                        @pheonix According to the report you have to click a link in the file, just loading it won't compromise the system.

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                        • bsm@swiss.socialB bsm@swiss.social

                          @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix There is no problem with it with the newest version 8.9.1

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                          #18

                          @bsm @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix Yet

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                          • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                            https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                            #19

                            @pheonix Nothing from Microsoft, no.

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                            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                              https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                              #20

                              @pheonix That's what you get for using AI in development. What could possibly go wrong?

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                              • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                #21

                                @pheonix How can you fuckup Markdown support so hard

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                                • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                  https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                  tiikerikani@dice.camp
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                                  #22

                                  @pheonix
                                  STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD

                                  (source: https://www.reddit.com/r/windowsmemes/comments/1plqsi2/stop_updating_notepad/)

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                                  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                    #23

                                    @pheonix

                                    not the first one, not the last one 😄

                                    CVE-2019-12735 CVE-2002-1377 CVE-2016-1248 CVE-2021-43908 CVE-2023-36742 CVE-2020-27955 CVE-2007-5795 CVE-2022-48337 CVE-2024-25255 CVE-2025-49144 (

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                                    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                      https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                      #24

                                      @pheonix MicroSlop CraPilot.

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                                      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                        https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                        #25

                                        @pheonix what's an unverified protocol?

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                                        • jkb@gotosocial.jkbockstael.beJ jkb@gotosocial.jkbockstael.be

                                          @pheonix According to the report you have to click a link in the file, just loading it won't compromise the system.

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                                          #26

                                          @jkb @pheonix That seems to be the case, although the weakness is in Microsoft Notepad incorrectly handling “an unverified protocol”, not in something the user then has to do or interact with. Besides clicking a link.

                                          This reads to me like an URI protocol handling issue.

                                          And that functionality is not something they’d have to reinvent or vibe code.

                                          You know, with their proprietary plain text editor running on their proprietary OS, and next to their proprietary file explorer, their proprietary internet browser, their proprietary email client and proprietary network agents.

                                          All their proprietary software handling URI protocols… RIGHT THERE.

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