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  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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    #4

    @pheonix vibe coder doing vibe coding things 🤷‍♂️

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    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

      https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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      #5

      @pheonix youth is skipping to old nokia's, to dvd's, to buying vinyl and even to lending in videostores (really!).
      So how do companies keep adding more and more features nobody wants anymore?

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      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

        https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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        #6

        @pheonix

        Satya Nadella, 2014: "Microsoft needs to refocus on security for ordinary users and get that right before we even think about adding gimmicky features."

        Satya Nadella, 2026: "...But what if we added more unsecured attack surface?"

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        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

          https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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          #7

          @pheonix

          One of the reasons, why I use Notepad++ (https://notepad-plus-plus.org/downloads/)

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          • bsm@swiss.socialB bsm@swiss.social

            @pheonix

            One of the reasons, why I use Notepad++ (https://notepad-plus-plus.org/downloads/)

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            clickymcticker@hachyderm.io
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            #8

            @bsm @pheonix Oh, did you not hear?

            https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/02/notepad-updater-was-compromised-for-6-months-in-supply-chain-attack/

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            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

              https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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              #9

              @pheonix

              I'm not surprised...

              A simple cat <file> on the command line can also compromise your system. If you're unsure, you should therefore use cat -v <file> when I'm not mistaken.

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              • C clickymcticker@hachyderm.io

                @bsm @pheonix Oh, did you not hear?

                https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/02/notepad-updater-was-compromised-for-6-months-in-supply-chain-attack/

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                #10

                @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix There is no problem with it with the newest version 8.9.1

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                • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                  https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                  #11

                  @pheonix nothing can be safe. It is computing. That ship has sailed a loooooong time ago

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                  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                    #12

                    @pheonix *vibe-coding intensifies*

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                    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                      https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                      #13

                      @pheonix Idk how the fcuk they can mess up a simple notepad application. When you add junk (Copilot) it's kinda expected lol. #microslop f-ing company 🤮

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                      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                        https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                        trillytrill@mastodon.art
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                        #14

                        @pheonix
                        Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

                        mkj@social.mkj.earthM pheonix@hachyderm.ioP 2 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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                        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                          https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                          #15

                          @pheonix This is the most vibe slop, ever! 😁

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                          • trillytrill@mastodon.artT trillytrill@mastodon.art

                            @pheonix
                            Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

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                            #16

                            "How do you screw up [friggin Notepad]?"

                            Gradually, and then suddenly.

                            I think.

                            @trillytrill @pheonix

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                            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                              https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                              #17

                              @pheonix According to the report you have to click a link in the file, just loading it won't compromise the system.

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                              • bsm@swiss.socialB bsm@swiss.social

                                @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix There is no problem with it with the newest version 8.9.1

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                                #18

                                @bsm @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix Yet

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                                • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                  https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                  #19

                                  @pheonix Nothing from Microsoft, no.

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                                  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                    #20

                                    @pheonix That's what you get for using AI in development. What could possibly go wrong?

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                                    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                      https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                      #21

                                      @pheonix How can you fuckup Markdown support so hard

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                                      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                        https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                        #22

                                        @pheonix
                                        STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD

                                        (source: https://www.reddit.com/r/windowsmemes/comments/1plqsi2/stop_updating_notepad/)

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                                        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                          https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                          #23

                                          @pheonix

                                          not the first one, not the last one 😄

                                          CVE-2019-12735 CVE-2002-1377 CVE-2016-1248 CVE-2021-43908 CVE-2023-36742 CVE-2020-27955 CVE-2007-5795 CVE-2022-48337 CVE-2024-25255 CVE-2025-49144 (

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