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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians.

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  • jaredwhite@indieweb.socialJ jaredwhite@indieweb.social

    @Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:

    @MrLovenstein
    @AlarminglyBad
    @admiralwonderboat
    @lowqualityfacts
    @FoxesInLove
    @jensorensen

    and some goofy bots & joke accounts:

    @RikerGoogling
    @nocontexttrek
    @carmensandiego
    @thisemailfindsyou
    @scream
    @skeletor
    @murderbotbot
    @shakespearean_Insults

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    #12

    @jaredwhite

    and @dgar if someone wants to see dad jokes too.

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    • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

      @justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!

      @the_etrain
      @adhdeanasl
      @StefanThinks
      @TheBreadmonkey
      @gregthemiller
      @LoganFive
      @maxleibman

      If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.

      Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!

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      #13

      @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

      EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ALICE RIGHT BLOODY NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT

      (also I agree with this list, even if I only made 4th place - not even podium ❤️)

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      • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

        @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

        EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ALICE RIGHT BLOODY NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT

        (also I agree with this list, even if I only made 4th place - not even podium ❤️)

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        #14

        @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman 😂 It was NOT a ranked list!

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        • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

          @justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!

          @the_etrain
          @adhdeanasl
          @StefanThinks
          @TheBreadmonkey
          @gregthemiller
          @LoganFive
          @maxleibman

          If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.

          Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!

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          #15

          @Alice Thank you for the recommendations!

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          • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

            @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman 😂 It was NOT a ranked list!

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            #16

            @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

            Max rightfully in last place. I WILL CATCH YOU, MAX, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.

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            • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

              @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

              Max rightfully in last place. I WILL CATCH YOU, MAX, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.

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              #17

              @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

              Only joking. Love you Max. ❤️

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              • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                @Alice Thank you for the recommendations!

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                #18

                @Novela Yay! I hope you like them as much as I do! They're all wonderful people who seem to have an uncontrollable habit of saying delightfully funny things on a regular basis.

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                • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                  What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                  #19

                  @Novela

                  Hashtags are Mastodon's algorithms.

                  There is no corporate entity sending your post off to eyes that have been identified by them as fitting your criteria.

                  Hashtags are engagement, you look for ones to follow, look for followers on hashtags, you can follow a hashtag, invent new hashtags.

                  Boosting adds eyes, following adds eyes, getting followers, using hashtags adds, following tags adds.

                  Try(IDK) ? #comics #OneLiners #standup #comedian #comedienne #funny #HA

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                  • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                    @Novela

                    - @donni is a professional comedian.
                    - @the_etrain could be.

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                    #20

                    @Nickiquote @Novela @donni
                    Thanks bud

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                    • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

                      @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman 😂 It was NOT a ranked list!

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                      #21

                      @Alice @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
                      Sure it wasn't 😉 (thank you! )

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                      • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

                        @justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!

                        @the_etrain
                        @adhdeanasl
                        @StefanThinks
                        @TheBreadmonkey
                        @gregthemiller
                        @LoganFive
                        @maxleibman

                        If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.

                        Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!

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                        #22

                        @Alice @justincox @Novela

                        Sorry I got so carried away I forgot to actually interact with this post. I wholeheartedly agree with Alice's list (Alice also happens to be The Best). Some other people I really enjoy....

                        @Nickiquote
                        @surdfish
                        @mothninja
                        @alice@lgbtqia.space
                        @futurebird
                        @benroyce
                        @GayDeceiver
                        @skinnylatte

                        So so so many others - too many to mention in a post like this. Happy following. 😊

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                        • bee@theforkiverse.comB bee@theforkiverse.com

                          @Novela may jokes and laughter remain, even when you’ve got no forks left to give

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                          #23

                          @Bee @Novela It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a like

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                          • the_etrain@beige.partyT the_etrain@beige.party

                            @Alice @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
                            Sure it wasn't 😉 (thank you! )

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                            #24

                            @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                            Says 'Mr Number 1'

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                            • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

                              @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                              Only joking. Love you Max. ❤️

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                              #25

                              @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive
                              Mutual, mutual!

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                              • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                                What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                #26

                                @Novela

                                Follow:

                                @davidaugust
                                @45names

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                                • novela@theforkiverse.comN novela@theforkiverse.com

                                  What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)

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                                  #27

                                  @Novela ok but pls also share the recs you get?

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                                  • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

                                    @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

                                    Says 'Mr Number 1'

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                                    #28

                                    @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive Did you just call Etrain “Mr. Pee?”

                                    loganfive@beige.partyL nuclearoatmeal@beige.partyN amiserabilist@beige.partyA 3 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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                                    • justincox@social.lolJ justincox@social.lol

                                      @Novela Paging @Alice

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                                      #29

                                      @justincox @Novela @Alice
                                      No one mentioned @HamonWry

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                                      • maxleibman@beige.partyM maxleibman@beige.party

                                        @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive Did you just call Etrain “Mr. Pee?”

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                                        #30

                                        @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller

                                        I'm just happy to be on the list, especially given my reduced working hours.

                                        (Note: I'm only funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST due to tariffs.)

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                                        • alice@beige.partyA alice@beige.party

                                          @justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!

                                          @the_etrain
                                          @adhdeanasl
                                          @StefanThinks
                                          @TheBreadmonkey
                                          @gregthemiller
                                          @LoganFive
                                          @maxleibman

                                          If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.

                                          Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!

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                                          #31

                                          @Alice Each of my posts is a treatise on 17th century disease which, when considered thoughtfully, is very funny @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @StefanThinks @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman

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