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#OccupySpotify - this is a hostile takeover!

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    #OccupySpotify - this is a hostile takeover!

    We will take over #Spotify. We're no longer watching our #music become worthless, so we're taking matters into our own hands. Here's how:

    From now on, we'll invest all our Spotify #streaming revenue into Spotify #shares. We'll continue until we own a majority stake in Spotify and can control the company ourselves.

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      #OccupySpotify - this is a hostile takeover!

      We will take over #Spotify. We're no longer watching our #music become worthless, so we're taking matters into our own hands. Here's how:

      From now on, we'll invest all our Spotify #streaming revenue into Spotify #shares. We'll continue until we own a majority stake in Spotify and can control the company ourselves.

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      lassen@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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      Current Status (January 6, 2026)
      - Market capitalization: approx. €101.28 billion
      - Share price: approx. €492.85
      - Number of shares issued: approx. 204,703,314
      - Majority stake reached at approx. 102,351,658 shares
      - Revenue per stream: €0.3398
      - Total number of streams to date: 8,658
      - Streams until first share: approx. 145,042
      - Streams to takeover: 14,845,239,285,188

      #Occupy Spotify

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        Current Status (January 6, 2026)
        - Market capitalization: approx. €101.28 billion
        - Share price: approx. €492.85
        - Number of shares issued: approx. 204,703,314
        - Majority stake reached at approx. 102,351,658 shares
        - Revenue per stream: €0.3398
        - Total number of streams to date: 8,658
        - Streams until first share: approx. 145,042
        - Streams to takeover: 14,845,239,285,188

        #Occupy Spotify

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        lassen@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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        Prediction:

        At 1 million streams per year*, we'll take over #Spotify in 14,845,239 years and 4 months**. Take that, Daniel Ek! *An absurdly high figure for us. **Unless the stock price rises. Then it will take longer. So make sure it falls! PS: If you'd rather we earn a little something from our music, well, at least recoup some of the production costs, feel free to buy it on #Bandcamp or #Mirlo.

        #OccupySpotify

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          Prediction:

          At 1 million streams per year*, we'll take over #Spotify in 14,845,239 years and 4 months**. Take that, Daniel Ek! *An absurdly high figure for us. **Unless the stock price rises. Then it will take longer. So make sure it falls! PS: If you'd rather we earn a little something from our music, well, at least recoup some of the production costs, feel free to buy it on #Bandcamp or #Mirlo.

          #OccupySpotify

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          We're patient. In the end, we'll take over Spotify.

          Want to join #OccupySpotify?

          Are you an artist? 👉 Just follow our lead. #OccupySpotify is an idea, not property.

          Are you a music fan? 👉 Spread the word and use the hashtag #OccupySpotify.

          Last, but not least: Feel free to cancel your Spotify subscription and switch to a better alternative. That'll drive down the share price!

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            We're patient. In the end, we'll take over Spotify.

            Want to join #OccupySpotify?

            Are you an artist? 👉 Just follow our lead. #OccupySpotify is an idea, not property.

            Are you a music fan? 👉 Spread the word and use the hashtag #OccupySpotify.

            Last, but not least: Feel free to cancel your Spotify subscription and switch to a better alternative. That'll drive down the share price!

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            @lassen Good luck! Finish them off!

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