#OccupySpotify - this is a hostile takeover!
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#OccupySpotify - this is a hostile takeover!
We will take over #Spotify. We're no longer watching our #music become worthless, so we're taking matters into our own hands. Here's how:
From now on, we'll invest all our Spotify #streaming revenue into Spotify #shares. We'll continue until we own a majority stake in Spotify and can control the company ourselves.
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#OccupySpotify - this is a hostile takeover!
We will take over #Spotify. We're no longer watching our #music become worthless, so we're taking matters into our own hands. Here's how:
From now on, we'll invest all our Spotify #streaming revenue into Spotify #shares. We'll continue until we own a majority stake in Spotify and can control the company ourselves.
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Current Status (January 6, 2026)
- Market capitalization: approx. €101.28 billion
- Share price: approx. €492.85
- Number of shares issued: approx. 204,703,314
- Majority stake reached at approx. 102,351,658 shares
- Revenue per stream: €0.3398
- Total number of streams to date: 8,658
- Streams until first share: approx. 145,042
- Streams to takeover: 14,845,239,285,188#Occupy Spotify
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Current Status (January 6, 2026)
- Market capitalization: approx. €101.28 billion
- Share price: approx. €492.85
- Number of shares issued: approx. 204,703,314
- Majority stake reached at approx. 102,351,658 shares
- Revenue per stream: €0.3398
- Total number of streams to date: 8,658
- Streams until first share: approx. 145,042
- Streams to takeover: 14,845,239,285,188#Occupy Spotify
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Prediction:
At 1 million streams per year*, we'll take over #Spotify in 14,845,239 years and 4 months**. Take that, Daniel Ek! *An absurdly high figure for us. **Unless the stock price rises. Then it will take longer. So make sure it falls! PS: If you'd rather we earn a little something from our music, well, at least recoup some of the production costs, feel free to buy it on #Bandcamp or #Mirlo.
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Prediction:
At 1 million streams per year*, we'll take over #Spotify in 14,845,239 years and 4 months**. Take that, Daniel Ek! *An absurdly high figure for us. **Unless the stock price rises. Then it will take longer. So make sure it falls! PS: If you'd rather we earn a little something from our music, well, at least recoup some of the production costs, feel free to buy it on #Bandcamp or #Mirlo.
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We're patient. In the end, we'll take over Spotify.
Want to join #OccupySpotify?
Are you an artist?
Just follow our lead. #OccupySpotify is an idea, not property. Are you a music fan?
Spread the word and use the hashtag #OccupySpotify. Last, but not least: Feel free to cancel your Spotify subscription and switch to a better alternative. That'll drive down the share price!
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We're patient. In the end, we'll take over Spotify.
Want to join #OccupySpotify?
Are you an artist?
Just follow our lead. #OccupySpotify is an idea, not property. Are you a music fan?
Spread the word and use the hashtag #OccupySpotify. Last, but not least: Feel free to cancel your Spotify subscription and switch to a better alternative. That'll drive down the share price!
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@lassen Good luck! Finish them off!
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