Good morning ☕

@piquant00 Accurate!

@piquant00 Some things just strike you as funny. I can't stop laughing at this one.

@bit101 Me too

@piquant00 Haha, so accurate

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It's fine, you just need to give it more dirt

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Wow, that's memorable!

@piquant00 Reminds me of this:

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Ok … this is passable !

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@nazokiyoubinbou So creepy!

@piquant00 Its fiiiinnneeeee. Probably. Probably not an eldritch horror come to destroy the world. Probably.

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Truth! A potato left in the dark for months, in a plastic bag, grew roots and pierced the bag. I was amused, so I took the plastic bag and hung it up to dangle, by my lamp. Weeks later, this thing was showing no signs of dying, and had dropped even longer roots through the plastic.

I knew I had a real survivor. So to honor its tenacity, I buried it at the foothills of Palo Alto, at Rancho Verde park, by a stream bed in 2004. It must be a grand network of potatoes by now. Respect! 🫡

@nazokiyoubinbou @piquant00, they're clearly demanding that they be planted in your back garden. I recommend granting them that.

@lp0_on_fire @piquant00 You fool! You have doomed us all!!! Now the horrors have a foothold on this world.

@nazokiyoubinbou @piquant00, well, yes, that is the point. The King of the Potato People requires your sacrifice. You will be turned into crisps. You will be chipped and fried. You will be mashed. You will be baked. You will be chopped up and boiled.

The potato people will feast upon you, and Arnold Rimmer and Mr Flibble will watch.

@lp0_on_fire @piquant00 Rimmer I get — technically they had a thing for him later where he could interact with stuff, but he was still a coward so still wouldn't help for anything (unless you got the alternate universe Rimmer) — but who is Mr. Flibble?

@nazokiyoubinbou @piquant00, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOE7qTAK87o

@lp0_on_fire @piquant00 Oh wow, lol. I did NOT remember that!

@piquant00 can confirm.

@piquant00 Ha!