100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY date format.

@glasspusher @NickGates @amiserabilist It’s supposed to be a violin, but Señor Tardigrade’s fiddle’s in the shop

@wendinoakland @NickGates @amiserabilist well he sure the hell is holding it wrong. I like the idea of the world's smallest cello

plus, nobody puts their bow below the bridge

"let me explain your joke to you..."

@NickGates @amiserabilist @glasspusher There there. Most diverse, and least gentrified!

@Natasha_Jay my son was born on the 01/01/01
I love MM/DD/YY

@glasspusher @wendinoakland @NickGates

love the cello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rVW4Z70TfE

i am a piano man but would have preferred to learn the fiddle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaoml9_Ue1g

@wendinoakland @NickGates @glasspusher

@NickGates @wendinoakland @glasspusher

Solano County is a gigantic fucking mess. And it probably won’t get better.

"i say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

@amiserabilist @NickGates @glasspusher Eee eeee EEEEE eee eeeeeeeee… (very nice!)

@Kierkegaanks @NickGates @glasspusher @wendinoakland

@Natasha_Jay @sbi SAY IT WITH ME https://xkcd.com/1179/

@glasspusher @NickGates @amiserabilist please, don’t fck with my tardigrade.

@wendinoakland @NickGates @amiserabilist

Turns out the constellation Aquarius is the Water Bearer, not the Water Bear. So sad

@glasspusher @NickGates @amiserabilist Wuuuut? I didn’t even know that was something I needed to worry about!!! …sigh…

@wendinoakland @NickGates @amiserabilist

Better a friend tell you…

@glasspusher @NickGates @amiserabilist 🫣

@Natasha_Jay oh wow. You're right, the us is forcefully exporting that to the lest of the world. That's precisely what tarrifs are there to solve.

@bsdphk @Natasha_Jay Oh gawd yeah. What time is it? "11:59 AM". *two minoots lateur* What time is it? "12:01 PM".

Even knowing that the M stands for "meridiem" (midday) and it's about Ante (before) and Post (after), it's still bat shit insane.

YYYY-MM-DD is my preference.