“‘It's Hogswatch!

“‘It's Hogswatch! That's not the time for silly arguments, all right?’ ‘Oh, yes it is’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies glumly. ‘It's exactly the time for silly arguments. In our family we were lucky to get through dinner without a reprise of What A Shame Henry Didn't Go Into Business With Our Ron. Or Why Hasn't Anyone Taught Those Kids To Use A Knife? That was another favorite.’”
Terry Pratchett; Hogfather
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